Frequently Asked Questions


When do you roast?

On the first Monday of each month.

When do you ship?

On the first Monday of each month.

How much coffee do I get?

Each bag brews about 30 cups.

How much is shipping?

We include express shipping for FREE on every single box.

Where do you ship?

Anywhere in North America.

Who are you guys?

Michael, Jake, and a small team of coffee lovers.

Can I cancel anytime?

Of course, but why?

When will I recieve it?

You should be getting excited (and coffee) 1-2 days after we ship.
(Depending on your location)

What forms of payment do you accept?

Visa & Mastercard & Beer.

Will you grind my coffee?

It would be better if you did the grinding. Even smashing the beans with a hammer will get you fresher coffee than if we pre-ground it for you.

Is Parachute Coffee expensive?

Fancy Specialty Cappuccino ($3.95 + tip)
Med. Starbucks Coffee ($1.95)
Sm. 7-Eleven Slurpee™ ($0.79)
Parachute Coffee ($0.62)

What beans will you be sending?

Either Drip, Espresso, or Decaf depending on which type of coffee you choose.

Where is your cafe?

In your kitchen!

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